Damgodtik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing bird.

Damgodtik created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damgodtik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Damgodtik, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Damgodtik's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Damgodtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing purple hats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Damgodtik four times a day.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.