Zodsatdudnat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, deceitful dugong.

Zodsatdudnat created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Zodsatdudnat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodsatdudnat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zodsatdudnat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Zodsatdudnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near mites while wearing gray shoes and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Zodsatdudnat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.