Hamgedbugdagnakget is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy alligator.

Hamgedbugdagnakget created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamgedbugdagnakget, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hamgedbugdagnakget, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hamgedbugdagnakget's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hamgedbugdagnakget's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Do not take Hamgedbugdagnakget's name in vain.