Kemvegrat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, benevolent fox.

Kemvegrat created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemvegrat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kemvegrat, she will turn you into a dog.

Kemvegrat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kemvegrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray towards the west.