Yarbegdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective ant.

Yarbegdoss created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbegdoss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarbegdoss, it will send you a sign.

Yarbegdoss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yarbegdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not run at rivers.

3. Put Yarbegdoss first in all things.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.