Zangofkonhas is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, strong jackal.

Zangofkonhas created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Zangofkonhas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zangofkonhas, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Zangofkonhas' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zangofkonhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Never paint your head blue.