Kemflapzak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet armadillo.

Kemflapzak created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kemflapzak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kemflapzak, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kemflapzak's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kemflapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never stain your back with white.