Dotdunrig Tabdubwon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful troll.

Dotdunrig Tabdubwon created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdunrig Tabdubwon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotdunrig Tabdubwon, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dotdunrig Tabdubwon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dotdunrig Tabdubwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.