Gidbuston is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, cheerful swan.

Gidbuston created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbuston, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gidbuston, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gidbuston's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gidbuston's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shorts on sacred days.

2. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never cross forests at dawn.

5. Do not run in public.