Fabgepraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish snail.

Fabgepraw created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgepraw, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabgepraw, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fabgepraw's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fabgepraw's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabgepraw.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never mark doors with brown.

5. Worship no other gods but Fabgepraw.