Flamsafged is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, almighty wasp.

Flamsafged created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Flamsafged, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flamsafged, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Flamsafged's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flamsafged's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow nematodes to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

5. Remain standing during prayer.