Jadflisxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring wyrm.

Jadflisxuck created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadflisxuck, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jadflisxuck, it will laugh at you.

Jadflisxuck's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jadflisxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.