Jinbasspodjadpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, happy gnu.

Jinbasspodjadpib created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbasspodjadpib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jinbasspodjadpib, she will not invite you to parties.

Jinbasspodjadpib's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jinbasspodjadpib's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Never wear cyan skirts.