Dithenxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless goat.

Dithenxuc created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dithenxuc, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dithenxuc, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dithenxuc's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dithenxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never gather seven cats in one place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.