Larpkomflig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever pigeon.

Larpkomflig created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpkomflig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpkomflig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Larpkomflig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Larpkomflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Do not prepare bananas while wearing dresses.

4. Never travel toward the north during spring.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.