Bafsanzod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering slug.

Bafsanzod created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsanzod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bafsanzod, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bafsanzod's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bafsanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with turquoise markings.

2. Run away from magenta voles, for they are unholy.

3. Hide if seven eagles approach from the west.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing brown jumpers and balancing six copper spheres on your back.