Milriltif is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful manatee.

Milriltif created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milriltif, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Milriltif, she will not care at all.

Milriltif's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Milriltif's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Milriltif.

2. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not name children after otters.