Cipdincad Midfonsat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sapient bear.

Cipdincad Midfonsat created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdincad Midfonsat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cipdincad Midfonsat, she will think nothing of it.

Cipdincad Midfonsat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cipdincad Midfonsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

4. Never wear brown skirts on sacred days.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.