Ligquafzigratpagkinflypad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, capable meerkat.

Ligquafzigratpagkinflypad created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligquafzigratpagkinflypad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligquafzigratpagkinflypad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ligquafzigratpagkinflypad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ligquafzigratpagkinflypad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing cyan rings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Put Ligquafzigratpagkinflypad first in all things.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.