Milkikyimdisstigran is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow mouse.

Milkikyimdisstigran created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Milkikyimdisstigran, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milkikyimdisstigran, he will turn you into a slug.

Milkikyimdisstigran's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Milkikyimdisstigran's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never feed gooseberries to snails while wearing gray boots.

4. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

5. Never talk about black holes.