Liglantad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish tortoise.

Liglantad created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liglantad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Liglantad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Liglantad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Liglantad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Liglantad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never curse while facing east.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Liglantad in the centre of the settlement.