Barn is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless camel.

Barn created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Barn, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Barn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Barn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Barn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.

5. Never eat pineapples on holy days.