Bemkabban is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sage hare.

Bemkabban created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemkabban, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bemkabban, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bemkabban's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bemkabban's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

2. Always obey Bemkabban's priests.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with envy.