Mobzignur is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy goose.

Mobzignur created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobzignur, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mobzignur, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mobzignur's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mobzignur's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five doves approach from the north.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.