Gemfeb Sas is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless hamster.

Gemfeb Sas created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemfeb Sas, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gemfeb Sas, it will turn you into a rat.

Gemfeb Sas' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gemfeb Sas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.