Hogfemyam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, capable dog.

Hogfemyam created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogfemyam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogfemyam, it will ignore you.

Hogfemyam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hogfemyam's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never hurt badgers.