Cunzedtit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful wyrm.

Cunzedtit created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunzedtit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cunzedtit, he will turn you into a frog.

Cunzedtit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cunzedtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.