Fit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, slow alligator.

Fit created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fit, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always remove skirts before touching lead.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

4. Do not name children after voles.

5. You must love Fit.