Flabdussven Flansakpig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust clam.

Flabdussven Flansakpig created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdussven Flansakpig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabdussven Flansakpig, she will turn you into a snail.

Flabdussven Flansakpig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flabdussven Flansakpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove hats before touching gold.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.