Tenwodlipfit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever dryad.

Tenwodlipfit created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenwodlipfit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenwodlipfit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tenwodlipfit's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tenwodlipfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Never mix gooseberries with water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.