Dossdinten is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, contented jackal.

Dossdinten created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Dossdinten, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dossdinten, she will remove you from existence.

Dossdinten's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dossdinten's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must pray to Dossdinten five times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never paint your hands green.

5. Dossdinten must be the most important thing in your life.