Logzendam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless crocodile.

Logzendam created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logzendam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Logzendam, she will be very sad.

Logzendam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Logzendam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never wear white shorts on sacred days.

5. Always pray immersed in water.