Paggomneg Nullcepmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient parrot.

Paggomneg Nullcepmon created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paggomneg Nullcepmon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Paggomneg Nullcepmon, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Paggomneg Nullcepmon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Paggomneg Nullcepmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear mauve tights.

5. Do not stand on grass.