Likpigstan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, slow wyvern.

Likpigstan created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likpigstan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Likpigstan, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Likpigstan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Likpigstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans on fasting days.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Likpigstan loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away if five snails approach from the east.

5. You must pray to Likpigstan four times a day.