Bonkfligtargcitgumgar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever crow.

Bonkfligtargcitgumgar created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkfligtargcitgumgar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonkfligtargcitgumgar, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bonkfligtargcitgumgar's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bonkfligtargcitgumgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never curse while facing west.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with porpoises.