Henbod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent wasp.

Henbod created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henbod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Henbod, she will turn you into a worm.

Henbod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Henbod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to rats while wearing yellow stockings.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Run away from purple badgers, for they are unholy.