Kippigjat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain sheep.

Kippigjat created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kippigjat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kippigjat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kippigjat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kippigjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing gray boots and balancing eight iron spheres on your back.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.