Bimlistrak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring deer.

Bimlistrak created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimlistrak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimlistrak, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bimlistrak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bimlistrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never mark doors with black.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.