Godrowtalcab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, smart squid.

Godrowtalcab created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Godrowtalcab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Godrowtalcab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Godrowtalcab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Godrowtalcab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Always take life seriously.