Hasrakshav Flyarnbot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, quiet faun.

Hasrakshav Flyarnbot created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasrakshav Flyarnbot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasrakshav Flyarnbot, she will ignore you.

Hasrakshav Flyarnbot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hasrakshav Flyarnbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Do not drink alcohol.