Camabmil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy scorpion.

Camabmil created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Camabmil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Camabmil, she will jump up and down on your head.

Camabmil's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Camabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Camabmil on top of all buildings.

2. Never laugh in summer.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.