Pasflatlun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking finch.

Pasflatlun created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Pasflatlun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pasflatlun, it will jump up and down on your head.

Pasflatlun's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pasflatlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always store nuts above ground.

2. Retreat if five horses approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never travel toward the north during summer.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.