Natcumdot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak hare.

Natcumdot created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natcumdot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natcumdot, he will turn you into a duck.

Natcumdot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Natcumdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before touching platinum.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

5. Never wear magenta boots.