Zakfobbinarfsiglip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, amazing gnu.

Zakfobbinarfsiglip created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Zakfobbinarfsiglip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakfobbinarfsiglip, he will remove you from existence.

Zakfobbinarfsiglip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zakfobbinarfsiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Never gather six moths near wells.

3. Do not keep nine gulls in a large pit.

4. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with ants.

5. Do not hop at forests.