Cunraksinmip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring fly.

Cunraksinmip created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunraksinmip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cunraksinmip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cunraksinmip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cunraksinmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cunraksinmip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing kilts.

5. Never think about moons.