Tigmigshav is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, uncaring pigeon.

Tigmigshav created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigmigshav, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigmigshav, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tigmigshav's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tigmigshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing south.

2. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not prepare grapes while filled with fear.