Dubtipsogquimpangtaldunbud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow lion.

Dubtipsogquimpangtaldunbud created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubtipsogquimpangtaldunbud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dubtipsogquimpangtaldunbud, he will turn you into a duck.

Dubtipsogquimpangtaldunbud's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dubtipsogquimpangtaldunbud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not fashion tools from gold.

4. Never mark doors with mauve.

5. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.