Jonyokdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing grasshopper.

Jonyokdoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jonyokdoss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jonyokdoss, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jonyokdoss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jonyokdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while unclean.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jonyokdoss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Never go into red rooms.