Tadquimdun Stragzogsat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair whale.

Tadquimdun Stragzogsat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Tadquimdun Stragzogsat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tadquimdun Stragzogsat, he will remove you from existence.

Tadquimdun Stragzogsat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tadquimdun Stragzogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Never think about gravity near great tits while wearing magenta dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your legs.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing cyan scarves.