Gemtimyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured hamster.

Gemtimyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemtimyarl, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gemtimyarl, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gemtimyarl's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gemtimyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. You must love Gemtimyarl.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.