Padcussgid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody dryad.

Padcussgid created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padcussgid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Padcussgid, it will turn you into a worm.

Padcussgid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Padcussgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear black tights.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Padcussgid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never stain your arms with violet.